„I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.

Homer Simpson“

„You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Homer Simpson“

—  Matt Groening American cartoonist 1954

„This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"

Homer Simpson“

—  Matt Groening American cartoonist 1954

„You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

Homer Simpson“

—  Matt Groening American cartoonist 1954

„More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.“

—  Robert X. Cringely American technology journalist and columnist 1953

Discussing U.S. government personal data mining at the same time its agencies are losing "hundreds of laptops" with sensitive data
The biggest rubes, boobs, and noobs of 2006, Notes from the Field, InfoWorld, December 15, 2006, 2006-12-15 http://www.infoworld.com/article/06/12/15/51OPcringely_1.html,

„I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer Simpson“

—  Matt Groening American cartoonist 1954

„If you ask me:"An openly homosexual teacher can work as a teacher? I say no. (…) I'll not do anything to discriminate you, but I'll also not do anything to put your type of relationship on the same level of the natural family.“

—  Gianfranco Fini Italian politician 1952

Fini: un gay non puo' fare il maestro http://archiviostorico.corriere.it/1998/aprile/09/Fini_gay_non_puo_fare_co_0_9804094008.shtml, Il Corriere della Sera, 9 April 1998.

„I'll be back. And when i am, i promise i'll have answers.“

—  Ally Carter American writer 1974

„If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to.
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you.“

—  Leonard Cohen Canadian poet and singer-songwriter 1934 - 2016

"I'm Your Man"
I'm Your Man (1988)

„It'll say, 'Danny Elfman, who wrote the theme to 'The Simpsons,' etcetera…That's what I'll be remembered for.“

—  Danny Elfman American composer, record producer, and actor 1953

On what he believes will be his obituary, from the Los Angeles Times cover story, "A Different Beat", 1999.

„I'll never forget the way you feel right now —
Oh no — no way —
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that.“

—  Jim Steinman American musician 1947

"I'd Do Anything for Love (but I Won't Do That)"
Bat out of Hell II: Back into Hell (1993)

„I love you John Tyree, and I'm going to hold you to the promise you once made me. If you come back, I'll marry you. If you break your promise, you'll break my heart.“

—  Nicholas Sparks American writer and novelist 1965

„I wish I could promise I'll
Be there when you dream
I wish that when you spoke to me
I'd know what you mean“

—  Happy Rhodes American singer-songwriter 1965

"If Wishes Were Horses, How Beggars Would Ride" - Live performance (29 June 1999) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyG_g73R0wY
Many Worlds Are Born Tonight (1998)
Contexto: I wish I could promise I'll
Be there when you dream
I wish that when you spoke to me
I'd know what you mean But you can't bring me comfort
By filling up my eyes
They don't stay dry
Hard as I try
Can't figure why
Made I this choice

„“I’ll do everything I can to help, I promise.”
“You always have,” Emily murmured. Except tell me the truth about anything.“

—  M. K. Hobson, libro The Native Star

Fuente: The Native Star (2010), Chapter 23, “The Skycladdische and the Sangrimancer” (p. 329)

„I'll do anything, legal and ethical and honest.“

—  Rod Blagojevich Former Governor of Illinois 1956

The Apprentice
Fuente: David, Schaper, Corruption Trial To Start For Ex-Ill. Gov. Blagojevich, June 2, 2010, Morning Edition, National Public Radio, transcript, June 29, 2015 http://www.wbur.org/npr/127362076,

„You and I are meant to be. It's the only thing I'm absolutely sure of. And while I have no idea what to expect, I promise I'll do whatever it takes to find my way back.“

—  Alyson Nöel writer 1965

Fuente: Everlasting

„Once you teach people to say what they do not understand, it is easy enough to get them to say anything you like.“

—  Jean Jacques Rousseau Genevan philosopher 1712 - 1778

Fuente: Emile or On Education

„I'll do it for you
I'll be the Rose of Sharon for you
Ooh I'll come in a hurricane for you
I'll do it for you…“

—  Kate Bush British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer 1958

Song lyrics, The Red Shoes (1993)

„I feel keeping a promise to yourself is a direct reflection of the love you have for yourself. I used to make promises to myself and find them easy to break. Today, I love myself enough to not only make a promise to myself, but I love myself enough to keep that promise“

—  Steve Maraboli 1975

Fuente: Life, the Truth, and Being Free (2010), p. 46

„You never do things the easy way, do you?" she said.
"There's an easy way?" I asked.“

—  Patrick Rothfuss, libro El temor de un hombre sabio

Fuente: The Wise Man's Fear