“Time is only linear for engineers and referees.”
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
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Craig Ferguson: Frases en inglés
“I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Welcome back, my filthy pigeons.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
“Get well soon, Castro. [pause] Actually, no, don't; die, you bastard!”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?!”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
Craig Ferguson libro American on Purpose
American on Purpose (2009)
“Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.”
On the creation of St. Valentine's Day. (14 February 2010)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Like most sharks, Margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea.”
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.”
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it.”
Craig Ferguson libro American on Purpose
American on Purpose (2009)
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
During the final episode, the ending of the classic sitcom Newhart was spoofed here; Craig, in his role as Nigel Wick from The Drew Carey Show, wakes up next to Drew and discovers his entire stint as host of the Late Late Show was all a bad dream.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“[with a fist-shake] Take that, ____.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.”
25 Feb 2011
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
On French people
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
Craig Ferguson libro Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
Couple Thinkers (2017)
