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David Raymond Sedaris [1]​ es un escritor, humorista y colaborador de radio. Sus libros consisten principalmente en colecciones de ensayos humorísticos autobiográficos que han sido publicados también en revistas como The New Yorker. Es hermano y colaborador de la actriz Amy Sedaris. Wikipedia  

✵ 26. diciembre 1956
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“On several occasions during my visit, she referred to herself as poor, and that depressed me. Most people would say they're broke. That word suggests a temporary setback. Poor, on the other hand, conveys a permanence.”

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09.11.2000 - p.431
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Later I went to the design school and saw Kumar and Melamid, the Soviet dissident artists, who are funny. I sold them my soul for $1.”

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26.02.1981 - p.52
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.”

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26.09.1978 - p.21
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Someone in the back of the room started singing "God Bless America."”

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The thing about "God Bless America" is that, after a certain point, nobody really knows the words. There's always a weird mumbling that follows "Stand beside her and guide her," and lasts until "From the mountains to the prairies."

12.09.2001 - p.455
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“After coming home, I listened to the radio and cleaned up a little. A woman on All Things Considered wrote a book of advice called If You Want to Write and mentioned the importance of keeping a diary. It was valuable, she said, because after a while you'd stop being forced and pretentious and become honest and unafraid of your thoughts.”

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01.07.1983 - p.94
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Sure, some people are nice. Real nice. Nice like carpets so you can walk all over them.”

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16.04.1979 - p.31
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Another old-fashioned practice I maintain is carrying a notebook, a small one I keep in my shirt pocket and never leave the house without. In it I register all the little things that strike me, not in great detail but just quickly. The following morning I'll review what I jotted down and look for the most meaningful moment in the previous day, the one in which I felt truly present.
It's worth mentioning that this is my edit. It wasn't easy revisiting what are now 156 volumes of my diary.”

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"Introduction". p.6, 7 [Page numbers per the 2017 Little, Brown hardback UK edition.]
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“The inevitable finally happened, just as I knew it would.”

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06.04.1999 - p.387
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Delinquent style is timeless. Real trouble doesn't walk around with a ponytail. It doesn't have a Mohawk or special shoelace patterns. Real trouble has a bad complexion and a Windbreaker.”

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08.12.1986 - p.153
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them turned to the other, saying, "That's the Puerto Rican national anthem."”

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"Really?" the other guy said. "That's actually their anthem?"

04.09.1992 - p.291
Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)

“It is ironic that nudists are just about the last people you'd ever want to see naked.”

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Essay: "Naked". (p.339)
Naked (1997)

“That's the beauty of an art school: as long as you can pay the tuition, they will never, even in the gentlest way, suggest that you have no talent.”

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Essay: "Something for everyone". (p.238)
Naked (1997)

“Because I was lazy, I'd adopted the philosophy that things just happen.”

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Essay: "C.O.G." (p.222)
Naked (1997)

“I can't seem to fathom that the things important to me are not important to other people as well, and so I come off sounding like a missionary, someone whose job it is to convert rather than listen.”

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David Sedaris libro Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Essay: "Put a lid on it" - p.203
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004)

“What really interests me are the local gun laws. Can I carry a concealed weapon and, if so, under what circumstances? What's the waiting period for a tommy gun? Could I buy a Glock 17 if I were recently divorced or fired from my job?”

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David Sedaris libro Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Essay, "Six to eight black men" - p.157-158
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004)

“I never went into their apartment, but what I saw from the door was pretty rough - not simply messy or chaotic, but hopeless, the lair of a depressed person.”

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David Sedaris libro Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Essay, "The girl next door" - p.108
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004)

“Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass.”

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David Sedaris libro Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

That was one of her sayings.

Essay, "The girl next door" - p.106
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004)

“It was insulting to be told not to take too much of something you didn't really want in the first place.”

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David Sedaris libro Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Essay: "Us and them" - p.7 [page numbers per the Abacus paperback, 2005 UK edition]
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004)