George Carlin: Frases en inglés

George Carlin era Mónologista, cómico y escritor estadoudinense. Frases en inglés.
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“The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

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“Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

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“And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.”

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George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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“I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.”

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“Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”

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“Whenever you hear the phrase zero tolerance, remember, someone is bullshitting you.”

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George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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“People are wonderful one at a time. Each one of them has an entire hologram of the universe somewhere within them.”

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George Carlin libro Last Words

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“I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took the group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan Administration. Two-hundred and twenty-five of 'em, so far! 225 different people in the Ronald Reagan administration have either quit, been fired, arrested, indicted or convicted of either breaking the law or violating the ethics code!”

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What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988)

“And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.”

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"Fussy Eater, Pt. 1"
A Place for My Stuff (1981)

“There are two-way words, like, it's okay for Curt Gowdy to say, "Roberto Clemente has two balls on him!" But he can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony, don't you?"”

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Class Clown (1972)

“If my car should be in such a position where I can't quite see what's going on, can't get a good enough look, I'm not the least bit shy about asking the police to bring the bodies over a little closer to the car. "Pardon me, officer, would you mind dragging that twisted-looking chap over here a little closer to the car, please? My wife has never seen anyone shaped quite like that. Look at that, Sugar Lips! That's his ribcage sticking out the glove compartment. Thank you, officer, that'll be all. You can throw him back on the pile."”

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"Traffic Accidents: Keep Movin'!"
Complaints and Grievances (2001)

“There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it.”

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Books, Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)

“[On why he lacked faith in humanity] The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god – that there's a man in the sky with ten things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them – and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species. That's the source of my indignations, my dissatisfactions, however it comes out on stage. I feel betrayed by the people I'm part of, these creatures, these magnificent creatures.”

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Mother Jones Magazine, March/April 1997
Interviews, Print Interviews

“And you know, I always wanted to work in a delicatessen just so that a woman would come in one day and ask me to give her some tongue. And I'd say "Well, I don't get off 'till four o'clock." And she'd say "Well, I don't get off at all. That's why I'm looking for some tongue!"”

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George Carlin

Playing With Your Head (1986)