George Carlin: Frases en inglés

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”

George Carlin

“If we could only find out who's in charge, we could kill him.”

George Carlin

“Think off center.”

George Carlin

“I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.”

George Carlin

“Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.”

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“Life is tough, then you die.”

George Carlin

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.”

George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

“Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.”

George Carlin

“If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?”

George Carlin

“Always do whatever's next.”

George Carlin

“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?”

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“Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.”

George Carlin

“Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.”

George Carlin When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.”

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“Is there another word for synonym?”

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“Sometimes a little brain damage can help.”

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“The status quo sucks.”

George Carlin

“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”

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