George Carlin: Frases en inglés

George Carlin era Mónologista, cómico y escritor estadoudinense. Frases en inglés.
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“I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

Fuente: Brain Droppings

“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

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“I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

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“You can prick your finger… Just don't finger your prick.”

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George Carlin

Class Clown (1972)
Contexto: And the other two-way word is "prick". It's okay if it happens to your finger; yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!

“A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of the things he's done.”

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George Carlin libro Brain Droppings

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“No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.”

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“I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.”

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“The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I’m left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can’t quite remember.”

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