Groucho Marx: Frases en inglés (página 3)

“Whatever it is, I'm against it.”

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”

“She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

“The only real laughter comes from despair.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room."

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“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”

“I’ll put off readingfor six more years until she turns 18.”

“I must admit, I was born at an early age.”

“Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”

“Here's to our wives and girlfriends… may they never meet!”

“I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed.

Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.”

“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.”

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”