Groucho Marx: Frases en inglés (página 5)

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

“Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)”

“You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.”

“Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"
Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."
Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.”

“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”

“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does”

“Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?"
"Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!”

“My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.”

“All people are born alike… except Republicans and Democrats.”

“Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!”

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”

“Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.”

“You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer”

“Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.”

“I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”