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Jack Handey es un Humorista norteamericano nacido en San Antonio, Texas. Es muy conocido por su obra Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey una serie de bromas surrealistas breves como también por sus obras “Fuzzy Memories" y "My Big Thick Novel”. Aunque mucha gente crea lo contrario,[1]​[2]​Handey es una persona real, no un seudónimo o personaje. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. febrero 1949
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Jack Handey: Frases en inglés

“When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.”

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Saturday Night Live (1993)

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.”

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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6

“IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”

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Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993), Hachette Books, ISBN 1-56282-840-1

“I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.”

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Fuzzy Memories (1996), Andrews McMeel Publishing, ISBN 0-8362-1040-9

“Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself.”

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Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993)
Contexto: Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

“Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.”

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Deeper Thoughts: All New, All Crispy (1993)

“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”

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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992), Berkley Books, ISBN 0-425-13365-6

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”

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Deep Thoughts (1992)