Frases de Michael Flanders

“Hold very tight please
Ting ting”

“Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.”

“The English, the English, the English are best -
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!”

“Pity the poor old rhino with
A bodger on its bonce.”

“And all the world over, each nation's the same;
They've simply no mission of playing the game.
They argue with umpires - they cheer when they've won
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun.
The English are moral, the English are good
And clever, and modest, and misunderstood!”

“I'm a g-nu,
I'm a g-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo”

“The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,
And likewise wise
But headstrong strong”