Mitch Hedberg Frases y Citas
Mitch Hedberg: Frases en inglés
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
“I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait."”
track 3, "Not Track Five, Not Chainsaw Juggler"
Mitch All Together (2003)
Strategic Grill Locations
track 17, "Movie Pot"
Mitch All Together (2003)
“I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
Strategic Grill Locations
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
“Audience Member: Hey Mitch, I got something to put in that pipe for ya!”
Mitch Hedberg: Oh, I bet you do! Only don't think about the fact that there might be police around! What have you got there, we... dope? You fucking doper? [beat] Arrest that dude!!
Do You Believe in Gosh?
track 11, "Three Easy Payments"
Mitch All Together (2003)
Strategic Grill Locations
Strategic Grill Locations