Woody Allen: Frases en inglés (página 11)

Woody Allen es director de cine estadounidense. Frases en inglés.
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“I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and I was able to go through War and Peace in 20 minutes. It’s about Russia”

Attributed to Allen by Herb Caen in Reader's Digest, October 1967. For additional citations see this entry from Quote Investigator http://quoteinvestigator.com/2015/12/08/speed-reading/.

“It figures you’ve got to hate yourself if you’ve got any integrity at all.”

Quoted by Douglas Brode in Woody Allen – His Films and Career (1985).

“What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.”

Woody Allen Without Feathers

"No Kaddish for Weinstein".
Without Feathers (1975)

“It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen Without Feathers

" Death (A Play) http://books.google.com/books?id=qjRaAAAAMAAJ&q=%22It's+not+that+I'm+afraid+to+die+I+just+don't+want+to+be+there+when+it+happens%22&pg=PA99#v=onepage".
Without Feathers (1975)

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982).

“It is impossible to experience one's own death objectively and still carry a tune.”

Woody Allen libro Getting Even

Getting Even (1971), My Philosophy

“Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQqYu37GjTg