“Mi camisa es wash-and-ware y mi espíritu también, soy pro-yanqui, amigos míos, por eso I love el inglés.”

“Today's love and children will be tomorrow's story of modern slaves.”

“No one dies of love, but of contempt and disgust towards humanity.”

“Love has inspired poetry, romanticism, devotion, eternal commitment, novels, wars and duels.”

“I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat!”

“The selfish coward is unable to show love, to achieve his purposes and to run away when they show love.”

“True love manifests itself in a serene and calm way. Toxic love obsesses, making you believe that you are the source of both its extreme happiness and all its misfortunes.”

“El espíritu es el espejo, el cuerpo es la herrumbre.

Divan-i-Shamsi Tabriz”