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Chelsea Jane Handler [2]​ es una comediante, actriz y escritora estadounidense que trabajaba para la cadena E! Entertaiment Television. Actualmente tiene su propio programa en Netflix, que se emite miércoles, jueves y viernes.[3]​

Handler es conocida por presentar el programa de entrevistas Chelsea Lately,[4]​ junto con sus participaciones en Girls Behaving Badly, After Lately y Are You There, Chelsea?. Y, en octubre de 2017, se anunció que el espectáculo terminaría después de su segunda temporada. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. febrero 1975  •  Otros nombres چلسی هندلر, تشيلسي هاندلر, 雀兒喜·漢德勒, 切尔西·汉德勒, 切爾西·漢德勒
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Chelsea Handler: Frases en inglés

“One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.”

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Fuente: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.”

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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

“The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue gun. I couldn't believe how much there was, and wondered how he had never heard of scissors, or--more appropriate for that kind of growth--hedge trimmers. I didn't understand what porn he was watching to not be aware of the trimming that was happening all across the world among his compatriots. I'm not a finicky person when it comes to pubic hair maintenance and I certainly don't expect men to shave it all off, leaving themselves to look like a hairless cat. That's even creepier then than seeing what Austin had, which could really only be compared to one thing: A clown in a leg lock.”

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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

“Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately starts text messaging her friends, you have a small penis.”

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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

“It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.”

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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

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