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María Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford es una comediante, actriz y actriz de doblaje estadounidense. Su estilo de comedia es surrealista e incorpora imitaciones de voz en diferentes tipos de personajes.

Bamford nació en la base naval en Port Hueneme, California, donde su padre Joel estaba sirviendo como médico de la armada. Creció en Duluth, Minnesota, donde cursó educación primaria. Durante su juventud, asistió a la Universidad de Edimburgo, y la Universidad de Minnesota, donde obtuvo un título en escritura creativa. Poco después, comenzó a hacer stand-up en Minneapolis, Minnesota, a los 19 años, junto a Stevie Ray y su espectáculo Comedia Cabaret. Wikipedia  

✵ 3. septiembre 1970
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Maria Bamford: Frases en inglés

“"Oh, but I've done some other unforgivable, unspeakable thing"? Google it. There's seven billion of us. Somebody has done exactly what you have done, and is currently on a book tour. You're never alone! ”

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Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

“There's a lot of mental illness in my family. So, if you catch schizophrenia, get four boxes of Mike and Ikes, a Bible, and a cage. Wait it out.”

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Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome (2009)

“Time flies when you are anxious!”

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Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome (2009)

“She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.”

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Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

“[In response to having being referred to as schizophrenic] Well, that is clearly not my mental illness; I am Bipolar-II — which is the new gladiator sandal!
Schizophrenia is, of course, hearing voices— not doing voices.”

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Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

“I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.”

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The Now Show (2006)

“Everything is being televised so you won't be able to tell where the Revolution is. "Who's revolting? Well, I don't know, what's on the other channel?"”

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Nerdist podcast, episode #25 http://www.nerdist.com/2010/07/nerdist-podcast-25-maria-bamford/, July 5, 2012 <br class="br">Other

“[when the bank calls:] "Chase Bank, I'm self-employed, how long do you want to stay on the phone?"”

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Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

“(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/
And on this farm he has a pterodactyl, E-I-E-I-O!/
With a screeeeeeech! here,/
and a screeeeeeech! there,/
here a screeeeeeech!,/
there a screeeeeeech!…you know the rest.”

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The Comedians of Comedy: Live at Del Ray (2007)

“[impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't like you, I would just like you to know that he is intimidated by your beauty, because you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world and if you would stop doing impersonations of me I think other people would see that…”

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Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

“Over seven thousand US veterans die of suicide every year, which is funny… [false laughter]… because you'd think they'd die over there, but they come home! Right? I thought that must be funny, because nobody was taking it that seriously.”

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Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

“I'm not looking for much [in a guy], I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job… and the missing half of this golden amulet.”

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Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

“I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.”

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Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

“I wish I'd get mad about something that actually, you know, kinda mattered. Go in Target and be like: "You know what? If you can't help me, then I need to speak to someone who can, because this is a three dollar pair of flip-flops made by a 5-year-old Guatemalan girl, and I'm not leaving until she gets benefits and an education under the NAFTA Fair Trade Agreement. You better go get a manager. This could take awhile."”

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How to WIN! (2006)

“My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my male peers, I'd have to reapply! In the seconds to count the number of women in high political office, seated on corporate executive boards and featured in film and television over the age of 40, my lip color would be as invisible as this glass ceiling only inches above my head! L'Oreal. Because I am worth it. And because holding myself to an impossible standard of beauty keeps me from starting a riot!”

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How to WIN! (2006)

“[singing the song her therapist told her to improvise in order to "let her anxieties out"] If I keep the kitchen floor clean, no one will die!”

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The Now Show (2006)

“S-s-sure I'll join your cult. [nervous smile]”

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Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)