Frases de Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Jane Handler [2]​ es una comediante, actriz y escritora estadounidense que trabajaba para la cadena E! Entertaiment Television. Actualmente tiene su propio programa en Netflix, que se emite miércoles, jueves y viernes.[3]​

Handler es conocida por presentar el programa de entrevistas Chelsea Lately,[4]​ junto con sus participaciones en Girls Behaving Badly, After Lately y Are You There, Chelsea?. Y, en octubre de 2017, se anunció que el espectáculo terminaría después de su segunda temporada. Wikipedia  

✵ 25. febrero 1975   •   Otros nombres چلسی هندلر, تشيلسي هاندلر, 雀兒喜·漢德勒, 切尔西·汉德勒, 切爾西·漢德勒
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Chelsea Handler: Frases en inglés

“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”

Chelsea Handler Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Fuente: Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her.”

That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

Chelsea Handler libro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fuente: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”

Chelsea Handler libro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Fuente: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

Fuente: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”

Chelsea Handler libro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Fuente: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”

Fuente: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.”

Fuente: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.”

Chelsea Handler libro Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Fuente: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

Chelsea Handler libro Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Fuente: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”

Fuente: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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