Frases de Lisi Harrison

“If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”

“Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my" Massie said through her teeth.”

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

“She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.”

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?…. a fashion don't even THINK about it.”

“Is my name V?
No…
Then why would I follow U?”

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

“This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.”

“All that Iis that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!”

“We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?"
"No."
"Then why are you up in my grill?”

“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”

“This isn't going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they're small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?”

“Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.”

“Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!”

“And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn't just fire everybody and start over.”

“Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?”

“You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!”

“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”