Frases de Addison Mizner

“People who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds.”

“Be held truthful that your lies may count.”

“Two ideas in his head at once would constitute an unlawful assembly.”

“Many are called, but few get up.”

“…teeth set out by a landscape gardener…”

“Where there's a will, there's a law suit.”

“A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.”

“Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.”

“…talking as though the Standard Oil Company was the smallest thing he owned.”

“…Louis Fourteenth Street furniture…”

“The wages of gin is breath.”