Choose never for thy mate<br>a little man, or long, or red...<br><br>The little man is so conceited,<br>no one can dwell near him...<br><br>The long man is ill to be with,<br>seldom is his heart brave...<br><br>The red man is a rogue,<br>for he will advise thee ill;<br>he is quarrelsome, a thief and whoreling,<br>a scold, of mischief he is king. <br class="br">The Proverbs of Alfred, st. 19, as published in The Dialogue of Salomon and Saturnus (1848) http://archive.org/stream/dialogueofsalomo00kembuoft#page/226/mode/2up/search/Alfred, edited by John Mitchell Kemble, p. 247 <br class="br">Misattributed