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Daniel Handler es un escritor estadounidense, hijo de Lou Handler y Sandra Handler Day. Es autor de novelas para adultos, guiones de películas y narraciones infantiles, y se dedica también a la interpretación del acordeón. En algunas obras utiliza como seudónimo Lemony Snicket, que es también el nombre de uno de los personajes en dichas obras.

✵ 28. febrero 1970  •  Otros nombres دنیل هندلر
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Why We Broke Up
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Frases célebres de Daniel Handler

“… lo que sucede con los deseos del corazón es que tu corazón ni siquiera sabe lo que desea hasta que lo tiene delante.”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up
Variante: Lo que sucede con los deseos del corazón es que tu corazón ni siquiera sabe lo que desea hasta que lo tiene delante.

“Y mi paraguas, lo extravié aquel día, ¿dónde está? Sé que lo llevaba por la mañana. Si lo tienes tú, Ed, devuélvemelo, porque me siento perdida sin él en los días lluviosos, aunque ahora estamos en diciembre, así que toca nieve, eso dicen, y un paraguas en una tormenta de nieve es ridículo, como un cinturón de seguridad si no estás en un coche, o un casco si no vas en bicicleta. Lo necesito igual que un pez, una bicicleta o comoquiera que sea el dicho, igual que el café tiene que tomarse solo, igual que a una virgen le hace falta un novio. Hay tantas cosas que nunca recuperaré…”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“No soy una enamorada, soy una tonta”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“No soy diferente, en absoluto, no soy distinta a otra mota cualquiera. Soy una imperfección imperfecta, una ruina ruinosa, unos restos manchados y tan destrozados que soy incapaz de descubrir lo que era antes.
No soy nada, nada de nada”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“¿No lo sabes…? Pero acabas… acabas de gastarte cincuenta y cinco dólares en este libro.
—Lo sé —respondiste—. No pasa nada.
—Pero ¿no sabes por qué?
—Para hacerte feliz —fue lo único que dijiste, y de repente, Ed, tus palabras me dejaron sin respiración.”

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Y por eso rompimos

“Te ofrecí una aventura, Ed, justo delante de ti, pero tu no fuiste capaz de verla hasta que yo te la mostré, y por eso rompimos”

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Y por eso rompimos - Episodio 1

Frases sobre el corazón de Daniel Handler

“… Ni siquiera lo había estado buscando, no a ti, y ahora eras lo que mi corazón deseaba.”

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Y por eso rompimos - Episodio 1

“Si existe alguna película que, con elegancia e imaginación, profundice en las violentas y delicadas verdades sobre el corazón humano, este humilde crítico aún no la ha descubierto.”

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Why We Broke Up

“Descubrí el reverso de la servilleta demasiado tarde, no cuando llegué a casa, ni cuando la guardé en la caja, sino cuando tenía el corazón destrozado y lloroso, cuando ya no era cierto.”

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Y por eso rompimos - Episodio 1

Frases de vida de Daniel Handler

“Voy a tirar la caja entera de nuevo en tu vida, Ed, cada objeto tuyo y mío. Voy a tirarla en tu porche, Ed, aunque es a ti a quien estoy tirando.”

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Why We Broke Up

“Qué absolutamente erróneo es pensar que es de otra forma, que una caja de basura es un tesoro, que un chico que sonríe es sincero, que un momento agradable es una vida mejor.”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Te quise y ahora te devuelvo tus cosas, las saco de mi vida como a ti…”

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Y por eso rompimos - Episodio 1

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“Que si está bien no ser virgen, sí. La mayoría de la gente no lo es, Min. Para empezar, por eso existe la gente.”

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Why We Broke Up

“Yo me voy con Jordan —dijo Lauren tomando la mitad del taco—. Prefiero no interferir en el festival de tensión sexual que Min y tú estáis disfrutando esta mañana.
—Todas las mañanas —corrigió Jordan.
—Para ti todo es consecuencia de la tensión sexual porque tus padres son el señor y la señora Supercristianos —le dije a Lauren—. Nosotros, los judíos, sabemos que las tensiones subyacentes se deben siempre a un nivel bajo de azúcar en la sangre.
—Sí, bueno, vosotros matasteis a mi Salvador — añadió Lauren, y Jordan se despidió con la mano—. No permitamos que ocurra de nuevo.”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“¿Einstein es homosexual?
- tenía pelo de marica”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Afernadome a un chico que todo el mundo sabe que es un tarado, un bastardo, un imbecil y un cabron”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Te devuelvo la sonrisa y aquella noche, te lo devuelvo todo. Ojalá pudiera.”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Ed, así éramos nosotros, Al y yo. Nunca lo entendiste y yo nunca te conté realmente cómo funcionaba. La madre de Al nos comparó una vez con un viejo matrimonio y se rió cuando Al dijo:"Bueno, mamma, tú debes de saberlo".”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Tartamudear contigo o incluso dejar de tartamudear y no decir nada era tan hermoso y dulce, mejor que hablar a mil por hora con cualquiera.”

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Why We Broke Up

“Te voy a explicar por qué rompimos, Ed. Te voy a contar en esta carta toda la verdad de por qué sucedió. Y la maldita verdad es que te quise demasiado.”

Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Why We Broke Up

“Cualquiera que conociese a Violet se hubiera dado cuenta de que estaba pensando intensamente, porque llevaba la larga melena recogida con una cinta para que no se le metiera en los ojos. Violet tenía el don de inventar y construir extraños aparatos, y su cerebro se veía inundado a menudo con imágenes de poleas, palancas y herramientas, y ella no quería que algo tan trivial como su cabello la distrajese.“ —”

Daniel Handler libro Una serie de eventos desafortunados.

“Es inútil que os describa lo mal que se sintieron Violet, Klaus y Sunny el tiempo que siguió. Si habéis perdido a alguien muy importante para vosotros, ya sabéis lo que se siente; y, si nunca habéis perdido nadie, no os lo podéis imaginar.”

Daniel Handler libro Una serie de eventos desafortunados.

Daniel Handler: Frases en inglés

“If you have ever peeled an onion, then you know that the first thin, papery layer reveals another thin, papery layer, and that layer reveals another, and another, and before you know it you have hundreds of layers all over the kitchen table and thousands of tears in your eyes, sorry that you ever started peeling in the first place and wishing that you had left the onion alone to wither away on the shelf of the pantry while you went on with your life, even if that meant never again enjoying the complicated and overwhelming taste of this strange and bitter vegetable.

In this way, the story of the Baudelaire orphans is like an onion, and if you insist on reading each and every thin, papery layer in A Series of Unfortunate Events, your only reward will be 170 chapters of misery in your library and countless tears in your eyes. Even if you have read the first twelve volumes of the Baudelaires' story, it is not too late to stop peeling away the layers, and to put this book back on the shelf to wither away while you read something less complicated and overwhelming. The end of this unhappy chronicle is like its bad beginning, as each misfortune only reveals another, and another, and another, and only those with the stomach for this strange and bitter tale should venture any farther into the Baudelaire onion. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.”

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Daniel Handler libro The End

Fuente: The End (2006), Chapter 1

“I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.”

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Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

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“How do you forget something? You just walk away from it, those who are still alive. There are so few clearings in our hearts and minds, so few places where something can't grow on top of whatever happened to us before, and this is love too.”

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Daniel Handler libro Adverbs

Fuente: Adverbs

“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read. For instance, if you are walking in the mountains, and you don't read the sign that says "Beware of Cliff" because you were busy reading a joke book instead, you may suddenly find yourself walking on air rather than on a sturdy bed of rocks. If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled "How to Build a Chair" instead of a cookbook, your pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling. And if you insist on reading this book instead of something more cheerful, you will most certainly find yourself moaning in despair instead of wriggling with delight, so if you have any sense at all you will put this book down and pick up another one. I know of a book, for instance, called The Littlest Elf, which tells the story of a teensy-weensy little man who scurries around fairyland having all sorts of adorable adventures, and you can see at once that you should probably read The Littlest Elf and wriggle over the lovely things that happened to this imaginary creature in a made-up place, instead of reading this book and moaning over the terrible things that have happened to the three Baudelaire orphans.”

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Daniel Handler libro The Vile Village

Lemony Snicket
The Vile Village (2001)

“Halloween seems to last forever, until it is finally time to put on one's costume and demand candy from strangers.”

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Daniel Handler libro The End

The End (2006)

“Olaf: Of course I'm trying to trick you! That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everyone runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit everyone else. Ishmael outwitted me, and put me in this cage. But I know how to outwit him and all his islander friends. If you let me out, I can be king of Olaf-Land, and you three can be my new henchfolk.”

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Daniel Handler libro The End

Fuente: The End (2006), Chapter 7

“Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the crimes, follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay in our mother's wombs, and there would be nobody in the world but a great number of very fat, very irritated women.”

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Daniel Handler libro The End

The End (2006)

“Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass.”

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Daniel Handler libro Why We Broke Up

Fuente: Why We Broke Up

“The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.”

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“A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.”

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“I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.”

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“It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world.”

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“… the moron who thought love was forever.”

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“You either have the feeling or you don’t.”

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Variante: Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies
Fuente: Why We Broke Up

“Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.”

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Daniel Handler libro Adverbs

Fuente: Adverbs

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

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“This is love, to sit with someone you've known forever in a place you've been meaning to go, and watching as their life happens to them until you stand up and it's time to go.”

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Daniel Handler libro Adverbs

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“I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.”

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“Undeveloped, the whole thing, tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, and that's why we broke up.”

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“A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.”

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Fuente: Why We Broke Up

“It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe.”

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Daniel Handler libro Adverbs

Fuente: Adverbs (2006), Truly
Contexto: If you follow the diamond in my mother's ring from Africa to Germany to California to Arizona to Wisconsin, in the heel of a grandmother, in the beak of a magpie, in the gravel of the path, in someone else's novel, in the center of the earth where the volcanoes are from, you would forget the miracle, the reason diamonds end up in people's fingers in the first place. it is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes, it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe.

“Take back the smile and the night, take it all back, I wish I could.”

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“Take it back, Ed. Take it all back.”

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“who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.”

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“… there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted.”

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“But it’s December now, and the sky is bright, and it’s clear to me. I’m telling you why we broke up, Ed. I’m writing it in this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.”

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