„Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humour?“
— Frank Moore Colby
Frank Moore Colby, (1926) The Colby Essays, Vol. 1., "Satire and Teeth". Reported in Robert Andrews, The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations, Columbia University Press. (1993) . p. 431.