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David Barry, Jr. es un autor de superventas estadounidense y humorista ganador de un Premio Pulitzer que escribió una columna distribuida a escala nacional para The Miami Herald de 1983 a 2005. Wikipedia  

✵ 3. julio 1947
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Frases célebres de Dave Barry

“Aunque el golf antes estaba restringido a protestantes ricos y gordos, ahora está abierto a cualquiera con un atuendo horrible.”

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“Como humorista profesional, recibo a menudo cartas de lectores interesados en la naturaleza básica del humor. '¿Qué clase de persona enferma, perversa y repelente eres…?', suelen preguntar, '¿… que hace chistes sobre prender fuego a una cabra?”

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“Debo aclarar que llevaba una capa de terciopelo negro para parecerme al apuesto, romántico Zorro. Pero en realidad parecía un murciélago gigantesco con gafas.”

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“En la América de hoy… tenemos a Woody Allen, cuyo humor se ha vuelto tan sofisticado que sólo lo entiende Mia Farrow. Los que crean que Mia Farrow debería volver a hacer películas donde el demonio la deja preñada y Woody Allen debería volver a disfrazarse de espermatozoide, que levanten la mano. Gracias.”

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“Discuto muy bien. Preguntad a alguno de los amigos que me quedan. Puedo ganar una discusión sobre cualquier tema, contra cualquier oponente. La gente lo sabe, y me evita en las fiestas. A veces, como signo de gran respeto, ni siquiera me invitan.”

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“La pregunta más frecuente es: ¿Tienen orgasmos los seres unicelulares? La respuesta es sí, los tienen constantemente. Por eso no les importa vivir en charcas de barro caliente.”

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“La pregunta científica de hoy es: ¿Qué demonios es la electricidad? ¿Y a dónde va cuando sale de la tostadora?”

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“Los tiburones son tan duros como esos fans del fútbol que se quitan las camisetas en pleno enero en Chicago. Pero son más inteligentes.”

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“Tengo un planteamiento infalible para un programa de televisión de gran éxito. Se llamaría 'Una Celebridad es Devorada Viva por un Tiburón'.”

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“Tras unos años aburridos, el Rock and Roll con conciencia social murió. Fue reemplazado por la música Disco, que sólo servía como guía a formas de vida no más complicadas que la familia de los líquenes.”

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Dave Barry: Frases en inglés

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.”

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Fuente: Dave Barry Turns Fifty

“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”

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Nonfiction, Dave Barry Turns 50 (1998)

“You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!”

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“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

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“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”

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The Taming of the Screw (1983)

“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.”

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“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

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“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”

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“When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.”

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Fuente: Dave Barry Turns Fifty

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”

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“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”

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“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

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“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”

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“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.”

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Fuente: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

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Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead (1985)

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”

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Fuente: Kabir, Hajara Muhammad (2010). Northern women development. [Nigeria]. ISBN 978-978-906-469-4. OCLC 890820657

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”

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“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.”

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“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.”

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