“I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman
“When life gives you lemons… You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Nightlife
“Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman
“We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Nightlife
“Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Roadkill
“Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Deathwish
“What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Nightlife
“Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Blackout
“I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Blackout
“You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Deathwish
“People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.”Help us translate this quoteRob Thurman Fuente: Roadkill
